Four Eyes

I hate wearing glasses. For some reason mine stay dirty. They are always falling off of my face and always needing adjustment. Gets kinda bad when I’m working on something and I have my hands only to have my glasses falling off of my face, sometimes completely off.

Now I know what you are going to say…..”why dont you wear contacts?” or something along those lines. Well I used to wear contacts. I liked them I guess cause I didnt have anything on my face, but I was way too lazy to wear them. I would leave them in over night, and didnt change them for like 3 months. Now I know this is super bad on my eyes. That is why I quit wearing them. Plus even if I was doing it properly and taking them out every night and replacing them when I was supposed to, I always had trouble getting them in and out, which is why I always just left them in.

 I want to get surgery done on my eyes so I wont have to worry about any of it. Just have good vision, doesnt even have to be perfect. As it is now, if I’m not wearing my glasses I cant see shit. I cant sit at my computer and read what is on teh screen. My eyesight is fairly bad. Im at a -2.50 in both eyes and “perfect” vision is around .20. I know the price on the surgery has gone down drastically and I have spoken with my doctor and passed his criteria to be eligable to have it done, but just dont have the money. I could save for it, but I always end up spending it on stupid stuff like boos and food (eating out) and guns and shit like that.

 Maybe I would have some generous readers that would be willing to donate to the “Dick Needs New Eyes Fund” Any little will help, and for only as liitle as $0.35 a day you too can sponsor a Dick with new eyes. You will recieve a personalized letter from your Dick and a photo showing his progress. So please, Dont let this Dick have four eyes, Help him get his surgery and you will feel a great fuzzy feeling inside.

 So please act now, before its too late.

~ by Dick on December 5, 2007.